The snow outside is frightful....

We have a ton of new snow today.
Zack went with Kevin today to do his route. Kevin has a rural newspaper route and delivers to over 200 customers. Today the paper was giving out samples of Splenda. I recently read an article to him about Splenda and the dangers of it. http://www.mercola.com/2000/dec/3/sucralose_dangers.htm
Kevin joked that this week he was poisoning his customers. What will it be next--arsenic?